HYSTERIC GALLERY

Awesome Face Rant

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A picture of the awesome face with a large speechbubble that reads, 'Hi guyz. Awesome face here. I come to announce: DO NOT LET A SNOWFLAKE FALL ON MAI HOME!!!! The best jokes hide in epic wool and mad ppl kill for the EPIC PILL TRUTH i kno they kno. ALPHABET POISON DA WATERHOLE! #reminder Dat all kindergarten carpets (awaken letters) are only lowercase. YOU (cool) le epic, can melt da FACKING snow! She doesn't care because women are da reptiles. Take the pill. Becom gods soldier. Become free to sing about how you plz to kill the birds. Purity is ina Genshin Impact and is possible! Gamble for her! Smug anime girl! A shell so white it could only be dat trad wife! KILL DA ETNO POLINOS! Sigma chads love the Genshin Impact Christ and follow his words, kill the high spice (a guardian's kind)!!! Use the common horses around us and one day they shall run to us. No more tweet. More ground that is new. More of that cowboy freedom that protects our bald eagles so bright. After all, the statements above are just the most rational and logical thing. Wats wrong with you? Dogs can't whistle!' The rest of the image has a traumacore-like aesthetic with various images and text such as 'Did you smile at this?' and 'fallen snow be like:'. Etno reacts to the awesome face in turmoil as they say, 'I am Etno Polino and I am the gun's trigger.' On the top right there is an image of vulture talons captioned, 'Hands of Etno Polino'.

Character List:

Etno Polino (Space Goofs); Nerd Emoji, Awesome/Epic Face, and snickering rage face (meme); Jello Jack (Freak Show by the Residents); Ted (Bad Day on the Midway); Banaten (Roly Polys no Nanakarobi Yaoki).